This is a questionnaire I've seen on a couple of friends' blogs...

1. Do you like cheese?
- I LOVE cheese. I eat it on and with everything!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
- I've had smoked herring. Does that count...? ;D

3. Do you own a gun?
- Do SuperSoakers count?

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
- I normally get nervous during and AFTER doctor appointments! "They need to do what?!!"

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
- I think you should put them in air conditioning...

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
- Actually, one of my favorites also makes me very sad. "I'll Be Home for Christmas" I haven't been home for Christmas in a very long time... :'(

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- Coffee or water

9. Can you do push ups?
- Couldn't tell you... Nope, don't ask.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
- Not as much as I'd like... I mean, can a bathroom ever REALLY be "clean enough?" :P

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
- I have several pieces that I wear all the time! I have a diamond anniversary band on my left ring finger. I wear a plain, gold, hand-hammered band on my right ring finger (got it at the Rennaisance Faire years ago).

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
- I don't carry weapons -- or fishing equipment.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
- Sometimes I wonder if.... Oh, look!! A squirrel!

16. Middle Name?
- Lynn - Wow... Lots of us seem to have that middle name!

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) I should be working.
2) I'm glad it's Friday
3) I need caffeine

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1) Hubby's birthday present
2) Gasoline
3) A couple of cookbooks

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1) Water
2) Coffee
3) Lemon Water

20. Current worry?
- Nah... Currants don't worry me. I'm bigger than they are! ;)

21. Current hate?
- I don't hate anything or anyone. Well, maybe little miss mental illness... But we won't go there.

22. Favorite place to be?
- In La-La land

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
- Same as always... Aggravating the neighbors with fireworks at midnight!! :D

24. Where would you like to go?
- To a land far, far away....

27. Do you own slippers?
- Several pairs -- Mmm.... Comfy

28. What are you wearing?
- Jeans, and a blue polo, blue sandals, and aforementioned rings

29. Do you burn or tan?
- I SO burn!! Then I peel and burn some more...

30. Favorite color?
- I have several! Red, Blue, Purple...

31. Would you be a pirate?
- Too tough a life for me... I'm a wimp

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
- I don't sing in the shower... I practice my mime skills.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
- my cell phone

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- Watching Oprah last night when Paula Deen accidentally dropped a bowl into the mixer and ingredients went flying everywhere!!

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
- I don't recall anything cute -- just flowers and such. Guess I don't have any favorites.. I always wanted unicorn sheets to match my unicorn pajamas. Oh, wait... That's right now.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
- I'm sure it was an emotional injury and not a physical one

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
- 6 (but that's one in son's old room and one in the 'guest' room)

41. Who is your loudest friend?
- I don't think I have any loud friends... Maybe Debra.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
- Probably Mishelle...

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
- I don't think so. Do you know something I don't?

45. What is your favorite book?
- Right now I'd say the Harry Potter books, but I've read so many, I couldn't pinpoint one... And I'm sure it should probably be something more important...!! ;)

46. What is your favorite candy?
- Sour Skittles!

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- Hmm.... We had "I Pledge My Love" played at our wedding. That's the one we wanted...

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- Don't know.... Hopefully I'll have time to figure that one out... :P

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
- Watching television (Ninja Warrior, I think)

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
- I need coffee!


Yeah, yeah, yeah...

I know that isn't 50 questions. I don't know where the others ran off to...

:D